I don’t like to recognize the day of the week in the typical office way. I try not to say things like “what do you expect for a Monday?” or “TGIF!” I really try, but for the love of chestnuts, today is Monday and it’s awful. I am not sure if it being Monday amplifies the awful, but I think the prospect of four more potentially awful days don’t help. It’s not work, per se, it’s the perfect storm of badness.

It’s this, basically:

I’m hoping Tuesday is more like this:

but I don’t think I can grow an orange ‘fro overnight.